So today I AND NOBODY ELSE was driving home from school today, reminiscing like many of you, saying "Oh gee, it appears I'm going to have to watch lonely people mope about and lovey-dovey couples try to suck each other's fillings out of their mouths for the entire day, just like last year," and it makes me glad that I don't give two and a half shits about Valentine's Day. I mean, who should, right? Well, I can see the reasoning for it behind men; a guaranteed night to get laid, and for women, a guaranteed night to get free shit. But really, if you have a significant other, do you idiots really need a day for an excuse to go "OH WE'RE SO IN LOVE, LET'S GET SOME RUSSIAN-ROULETTE CHOCOLATE AND ANTACID HEARTS TO CELEBRATE THE OCCASION!" or am I just missing something? What the fuck is stopping you from doing that any day of the week? It's just like Halloween; I don't need an excuse to dress up like a gay superhero and go around to people's houses asking for candy, because I'm an adult and I can do whatever the fuck I want. I get drunk and wear green on any other day of the week. I don't need St. Patrick's Day to tell me that I can get blitzed out of my mind with my fellow Irish-Americans who don't understand any of the cultural significance behind the holiday. DON'T USE A DAY AS AN EXCUSE.
And plus it costs money, and I'm fucking broke. It's a holiday to get you to buy shit, is what it is. For the money I waste constantly, I don't need a day to make me buy more shit for my gal; I already have anniversaries and birthdays to remember. Those are more important since they actually mean something. Valentine's Day is not a real day of celebration. But you didn't come read this post to hear hear me bitch about Valentine's Day and I wouldn't expect you all to stop being consumer whores because one bitter and isolated prick told you to. I have a life lesson to hand out.
In High School, it was 2005. Valentine's Day. For a man just getting over a year-long fling with somebody, it wasn't exactly the Holiday I wanted to partake in again so quickly. But this dumbass I knew had other ideas. His name was Jacob Warner, and I have to tell you that this bastard depressed the Hell out of me. Jacob was an... odd fellow, I guess you can say. He wasn't really a friend, but he still insisted on talking or hanging out with me, regardless of my seething dislike of him that he seemed to overlook. But he was autistic or had Aspergers or some other magical excuse mental illness that somehow seemed to pardon his behavior of acting like a socially-retarded creeper. If I have anything positive to say about the idiot, it would be that he eventually influenced my at-then budding tastes in Japanese culture and the like.
He was caught jerking off to Pokemon hentai in the school library, by the way. Food for thought for what kind of person I had to deal with on such frequent occasion.
Now because he was the first true lonely anime game nerd I met, he's influenced my outlook on those kinds of people a lot from that point on. It isn't favorable, if you hadn't noticed. Again, it wasn't like he was particularly ugly or fat or anything; he just had the social capabilities of a cabbage rotting from the inside. But he was REAAAAAAAAAAAALLY lonely. He nursed a crush on a neighbor girl for the longest time, and it was fucking creepy, too. She was in middle school. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? YOU'RE A FUCKING JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE EVEN LOOKING AT THAT SHIT. That's right; he was older than I was. Did he just start going through puberty? This of course was when I first learned what a lolicon was, but again, whacking off to nudes of Misty in the school library so I suppose I shouldn't have been too surprised.
It was unnerving being around this creeper constantly talking about her. And I mean TALKING about her. Things that most people would consider Freudian slips. These weren't slips. He discussed his first date with her, how it would go, what they would buy, their first night ohgodohgodohgodohgod, the marriage, the ring, the honeymoon, the beautiful house they'll live in, the works. Dude, who gives a fuck if you're going to get her nice shit? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED HER YET.
"Do you even talk to her?" I impudently asked.
"What? I have. A few times."
"'A few times?'" I sighed.
"Five or ten times, maybe." he responded. I paused.
"......How long have you known her?"
"About six or seven years."
"......You don't even know how she acts." I drolled.
"I have from talking to her."
"You talked to her at the worst, once a year. That's not enough to know somebody."
"You're single just like I am, what would you know about dating and asking people out?"
Ooh, wrong thing to say, Jacob. Wrong thing to say to somebody just getting over a relationship. Shit was going to get real, now. I had to literally grab the side of my face to keep my eyebrow from twitching so violently while I occupied my hand with something to grab other than his flimsy throat.
Of course I had to excuse it; the silly rotting cabbage probably just didn't know any better. I'm being bitter; I have no right to dampen somebody's vain and unrealistic attempts at love, even if I know it's going to end in failure. So I agreed to help him in any way I could if he needed it, which wasn't much since I was a drunken emotional wreck at that point in time.
"Ask her how she feels about me."
"....Dude I would bet that she probably doesn't even remember your name."
"JUST DO IT."
"FUCK, ALRIGHT ALREADY. You fucking retard, where the Hell do I ask her?"
"At her house, It's on the street parallel to Union next to mine when we walk home."
"...I'm not fucking going to her house." Of course I wasn't. If there was a drunk man with a glazed look of embellished friendliness in his eyes knocking on some stranger's door asking if he could speak to his daughter, somebody would be getting arrested that night.
"Then catch her after school. She goes to Stella Brockman if you remember where that is."
"Fine, I'll do it tomorrow."
"Won't you be in school?" he asked.
I wouldn't. Class sucked that day so I just left early. Hah, a teenage alcoholic cutting school to go talk to a middleschooler on Valentine's Day. Where's Chris Hansen when you need him? I'm eventually going to be trolling Craig's List for young preteen whores looking for fun while their parents are at work if things keep up at this pace. But class was getting out at the school, so now was my chance.
"Uh...... is your name Milly?" I was nervous. Well why the fuck wouldn't I be, this is taking creepy and kicking it up to eleven.
"You're... Lucas, right?" she asked. "That guy Jacob occasionally walks home with?"
"...Y-y-yes I am." I did not like where this was heading.
"What'd you need?"
"Well, truth be told..." I was pausing a lot. Words cannot express how uncomfortable I was. And to make a man uncomfortable who's flashed 5pm traffic while drunk is nothing to scoff at.
"......Oh god, I almost forgot what day it was." she said, blushing a bit. "Don't tell me..."
"NO, GOD NO. IT'S JACOB, I'M SPEAKING ON HIS BEHALF."
"Oh..." she almost sounded disappointed. What the fuck? "I suppose I didn't take notice of what day it is. I don't much like Valentine's Day. People only care about buying things for each other, anyway."
"True," I agreed. "It's a commercialized holiday to force us to buy things for people we like, as if we need an excuse."
"It's almost pathetic how some people act on this holiday, like it gives them a reason to finally say something." She seemed just as embittered and cynical as I was. It was like finding a comrade, but that's not what I was here for.
"But right, about Jacob..." I continued.
"I don't like him. He's a creeper. I just act nice to him so he'll leave me alone. If he wasn't so awkward, then maybe." HA, FUCKING CALLED IT. "Besides, isn't he a Junior? That's kind of creepy." I laughed.
"Yeah, yeah it is. I honestly don't know why I'm doing this for him."
"Besides, somebody a bit younger would be better..." she said, shuffling her feet a bit. She started blushing a bit.
"Hmm?" I looked at her. I paused for a bit. "...Oh. OH. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear." This was a turn of events I wasn't anticipating. This wasn't good, either. It might've been the hangover impairing my judgment, but she was pretty cute. WHAT, NO, BAD THOUGHTS. She had a hell of rack for just turning 14, to--GET OUT OF MY HEAD, NO. Her eyes were a nice blue colo--DUDE SHE'S IN FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL, SNAP OUT OF IT.
"I HAVE TO GO." And I sprinted out of there before she could respond. I sprinted as fast as I fucking could. I was outrunning cars. I sprinted back to my house as quickly as possible and then took a cold shower for 2 hours. The following day I skipped first and second period and avoided Jacob for most of the day despite his insistence on trying to talk to me. I was sober for the first in a while, too. I was crazy paranoid, thinking the government was going to arrest me for some creepy pedoshit or metaphorical rape or something. Eventually though, I caught Jacob on the way home, and he stopped me. Fuck, no way out of here.
"So did you tell her?" he was impatient.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Yeah I did."
"Well? Did she have anything to say?"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Yeah she did."
"Well, what?"
"Uh......" I didn't know what to say. I never told a stalker that he had no shot. He might go fucking crazy and activate his retard strength to kill me or something.
"HEY LUCAS!" I heard a girl shout.
"...Oh fuck me." I muttered. She would if I let her, probably. She came scampering out of her house next door. She had a nice skirt on and was wearing a Super Mario shirt. OH GOD, WHY MUST YOU TEST ME WITH SHIT LIKE THIS?
"You left before I had a chance to say anything." she said, pouting her lip a bit. There was a blank stare on Jacob's face.
"...Say what?"
"Well, it wasn't so much saying something." She grabbed my collar and pulled my head down to kiss me. Not a peck on the cheek. Right on the lips, with her tongue waging war against a resistance in my mouth fighting for everything morally just in the world. But damn it all if I didn't enjoy it. What the hell were they teaching Middleschoolers these days? But as pleasant as that was, Jacob stood there in front of me. His stare was blank. It was empty. The look on his face was empty. When you looked into his eyes, you could only see a bleak void inside them. Inside them, was the other side. And there was nothing there. And if I didn't leave, I would be there and quickly fade into emptiness like everything else. I grabbed Milly and ran like Hell.
"WELL I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO FUCKING KILL US, I JUST NTR'D HIM OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET."
"Ho hum, that's what he gets for not acting normal~" she said harmoniously.
"And I can't date you, you're in Middle School." I stated. "I have enough terrible things on my conscience as it is, I don't need another one."
"Who cares?" she adamantly said. "What's the worst that could happen if we get caught?"
"We will get caught, I'm a drunkard with the subtlety of a hummer driving through a minefield." Of course, she didn't much like to hear that. And to be honest, if I didn't know her age, we would probably be at home filming evidence that would inevitably be used against me in court.
"...What if we wait until I'm in High School, then?" she inquired.
"......Yeah, then it'll probably be alright then." Kind of fucking arbitrary, but that was all it took to suddenly put the situation in the clear.
We remained friends after that. Occasionally lending each other games, talking about random shit when we were bored, those kinds of things. Of course, the disappointing part was that due to the events in my life where I was to be evicted from my apartment, I lost contact with her during the move. A damn shame since she was in fact going to the same High School I was.
As for Jacob, he was still standing out there when we got back, in the same position, with the same emptiness from his eyes punctuating the dim atmosphere on the street. She went into her house and I went home. Never saw the fucker again, and neither did she. Did he move? Did he kill himself? Beats the piss out of me, I didn't care and I was glad that he was gone. If the dumb bastard would've confessed himself, he would've had his dreams crushed by her instead of letting me grind them into powder.
So I could've gotten it on with jailbait, yet my morals got the better of me. I don't know if I should feel proud or stupid or regretful. Although crushing a waterhead's dreams of love was something to be proud of. IF I CAN'T BE IN LOVE, NOBODY CAN. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
...Well fine, I suppose I'm still a bit bitter. Happy Valentine's Day.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
The inner-workings of my mind are an enigma.
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Thursday, February 3, 2011
The pond within the forest.
His face as bright as a strawberry, Nemo couldn't fully grasp the situation he was literally being dragged into. The young girl who followed him into the woods was taking him to her home and he wasn't entirely sure why. He tried to make sense of the situation, like wondering why this girl took a liking to him while everyone else reviled or ignored him. Why him of all people? Did he not disgust her? Or was she simply going to play a cruel joke on him? That didn't seem likely either since he doubted the idea that anyone could bear his company long enough to trick him in the first place. His mind was filled with meandering thoughts as he obediently followed Nia deeper into the forest.
"It's such a pretty pond, isn't it?"
"Huh? Oh... yes."
There was a silence that pierced the woods as Nemo sat next to Nia on a simple stone in the back of her cottage. Her grandfather was out, and thus the two children idling about by themselves. Nia talked about the surrounding forest. She talked about how she just recently moved there from the continent to the south, how she wasn’t used to the colder climate, and how her grandfather seemed to be a simple merchant for a living. While Nemo listened to her every word, he couldn’t pull his gaze away from the pond.
He could see the bottom, it was so clear. Most ponds in the forest might’ve had some wildlife or local people of sorts to dirty them, but it remained pristine and untainted. With the enormous roof of trees over them, a small slit in the canopy just large enough to deliver a single ray of sunshine danced elegantly across it. The light made the pond bloom with color, giving perfect reflections of the pink and blue flowers surrounding it while the shadows of the foliage created an enchanting orchestration to sing on top of the surface as the wind blew.
"Nemo, you sure zone out a lot, don't you?"
"Well... I wouldn't say tha--"
"I still find it kind of weird that you don't really like those wings, though."
"It's not that I don't, but people in general seem to--"
"Can you fly with them?"
"Probably not. I don't believe they're big enough..."
"You talk kind of funny, though. You're not really from around here, are you?"
"Ah..."
She was right. Although he was born there, Nemo grew up in an entirely different environment than the forest he was in. Despite being only seven years old he was extremely eloquent and formal; a self-aware boy who chose his words carefully as he spoke.
“So where do you come from?” she asked. This question made Nemo’s mind twist like a snake as he quickly thought of a way to evade the question. She couldn’t know where he was from.
“Um... well...” he stuttered.
“I assume you've lived in the sky, right?”
“Ah.” Nemo was taken aback. So she knew.
“I see a lot of Caelestians. My parents were merchants, so they moved around a lot.”
“...Were?” There was a hint of morbid curiosity on Nemo’s lips.
“They died recently.” There was a hint of resolve in her voice; if she was melancholic, she certainly didn’t show it. “I really didn’t know them too well. I was always in my house with my maid to keep me company. They were always out for business. Then one day we got a letter saying that they were executed.” Nemo was beginning to become a bit restless.
“I’m... sorry to hear that.” was all that could escape from his mouth. Nia began to smile, though.
“On the other hand, I got to start living with Grandpa. So I got to move and get out. Now I’m here meeting you, so I guess it worked out, right?”
Nemo’s mind stumbled a bit. Nia talked on for hours about how she used to be the daughter of rich aristocrats. Her parents supplied and managed the trading of ore across the kingdom when she lived in isolation in the mountainous country to the south. She lived within a large manor that managed to stand within the techerous and stormy clifftops. Eventually the business was caught selling and trading materials with a Caelestian refugee camp tucked away in the mountains, and her parents were condemned for treason against the kingdom and executed. Nemo was disgusted as he heard the story; the hatred between the two warring races was still as strong as ever.
"Huh? Nemo, do you hear something?" she asked him.
"Hmm?"
"We can't just let that half-breed come wandering into our village!"
"One of those despicable Caelestians must've let the boy off his leash."
"A boy who looked that innocent, I just couldn't shake off something sinister about him."
"I was so scared..."
The village was up in arms. Talk about the hybrid echoed throughout the streets and fear spread throughout the small town like a contagion. For a small isolated village in the woods to have such an encounter was unheard of.
"His mere presence could've cursed this entire village to damnation!"
"I hear they can harvest the souls of Genomians and use them to conduct sinister spells."
"The air itself just feels tainted after having that mongrel wander in here!"
The outcries couldn't be silenced. As a crowd gathered in the town square, the mayor stood up above them all.
"We cannot allow this sinister beast to defile our village!" His aged voice grinded out, eroded from decades of smoking. "We must find it, and eliminate it." The mob roared in agreement as they gathered whatever they could use as a weapon. Those too afraid retreated into their houses to hide.
"Let us make haste into the woods and put an end to it!" A wrinkled hand pointed to the north where the boy headed, and the crowd surged out of the village. The only person who remained in the town square was a lone man with a walking stick. His eyes bandaged shut, he was escorted into an inn by one of the housekeepers.
"Those people are best not to earn the ire of that child." was all that could be heard under his breath as he walked inside.
"No..." Nemo heard the chanting.
"HALF-BREED! HALF-BREED!" rang throughout the forest, slowly edging its way towards. The children peered out the window. Down the road the crowd could be seen marching closer and closer, and with every chant becoming louder and louder.
"HALF-BREED! HALF-BREED!" Nia's eyes narrowed.
"Nemo, you head out back through the pond. I'll tell them you weren't here."
"B-b-but..." his voice stammered.
"Just do it, they're going to hurt you."
"Nia, they'll know. They'll know I was here and they'll know you let me go." But she didn't care. She rushed him out the back. Nemo was conflicted as he stumbled to his feet and tripped into the pond. He wanted to run. He was terrified. But he did not know what was taking place at the front of the house. What she was saying to stall them. But a confirmation of his worse fears pierced his ears as much as it pierced his heart.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" A sharp, agonizing scream rang through the woods. The boy's spirit sank as he attempted to rush back into the house, sloshing through the pond to regain his footing. But the mob flooded from around the house to where he was. All eyes were locked on Nemo as he remained motionless.
"There's the half-breed!" rang the mayor's voice, riddled with malice as he stepped into the shallow pond. He grabbed Nemo and lift him by the collar as his slender legs swung erratically.
"You monster." he coldly muttered as the mob came in closer. "THIS HALF-BREED HAS NOT ONLY DEFILED OUR LAND, BUT POLLUTED THE SOUL OF THAT LITTLE GIRL!" Nemo's eyes began welling up with tears.
"You will die here, and the curse will be lifted from this land. That tragic girl's corrupted soul tried to save you of all things." Nemo's right hand gripped the mayor's arm as tears continued running down his face.
"......What?" Nemo's meek voice began to crack as the mayor banished a small knife.
"May Rhah have mercy on you, you vile beast. May that girl's soul rest with the shedding of your blood."
"NO!"
Nemo fell into the pond as the mayor shouted and flailed in agony while being engulfed in an intense fire. The mayor's body dived into the water and attempted to put it out but to no avail. The mob immediately started screaming as the little boy stood with a dead gaze staring at the pond, now darkened by the ash of the burning, screaming man slowly letting the life escape from him. A single cold, lifeless word pierced the crowd's terrified banter like a knife.
"......Die."
Before the mob could disperse, another massive wave of fire blasted through the air. The heat was so intense that the entire group was almost incinerated instantly. In a flash, a dozen or so shriveled, charred masses fell to the ground. The boy held up his hand, and immediately all the fire in the area gathered back into his palm as he clasped it shut. As soon as those fires died out, Nemo's composure broke and he began to weep. He ran to the front of the house as fast as he could, seeing a small trail of blood leading up to a tree that Nia was slumped against.
"N-N-Nia...?" Nemo's hands were shaking as he pull her hands away from a large piercing in the middle of her chest.
"......Nemo?" a weak voice choked up. "Why... why didn't you run you idiot...?"
"...This...this wasn't supposed to happen..." Nemo was sobbing uncontrollably as he firmly grasped her hand. He could feel the heat leaving her palm.
"Am... Am I going to die?" Her shining eyes dimmed as her grip on Nemo's hand loosened. Nemo stopped crying as he embraced her. A single gust of wind could be heard rustling the trees.
"......No, no you aren't." He took off his muted azure robes, now darkened by soot and damp blood, and wrapped Nia's slender frame in it. Without a word he picked up her weightless body and started walking down the road.
* * *
"It's such a pretty pond, isn't it?"
"Huh? Oh... yes."
There was a silence that pierced the woods as Nemo sat next to Nia on a simple stone in the back of her cottage. Her grandfather was out, and thus the two children idling about by themselves. Nia talked about the surrounding forest. She talked about how she just recently moved there from the continent to the south, how she wasn’t used to the colder climate, and how her grandfather seemed to be a simple merchant for a living. While Nemo listened to her every word, he couldn’t pull his gaze away from the pond.
He could see the bottom, it was so clear. Most ponds in the forest might’ve had some wildlife or local people of sorts to dirty them, but it remained pristine and untainted. With the enormous roof of trees over them, a small slit in the canopy just large enough to deliver a single ray of sunshine danced elegantly across it. The light made the pond bloom with color, giving perfect reflections of the pink and blue flowers surrounding it while the shadows of the foliage created an enchanting orchestration to sing on top of the surface as the wind blew.
"Nemo, you sure zone out a lot, don't you?"
"Well... I wouldn't say tha--"
"I still find it kind of weird that you don't really like those wings, though."
"It's not that I don't, but people in general seem to--"
"Can you fly with them?"
"Probably not. I don't believe they're big enough..."
"You talk kind of funny, though. You're not really from around here, are you?"
"Ah..."
She was right. Although he was born there, Nemo grew up in an entirely different environment than the forest he was in. Despite being only seven years old he was extremely eloquent and formal; a self-aware boy who chose his words carefully as he spoke.
“So where do you come from?” she asked. This question made Nemo’s mind twist like a snake as he quickly thought of a way to evade the question. She couldn’t know where he was from.
“Um... well...” he stuttered.
“I assume you've lived in the sky, right?”
“Ah.” Nemo was taken aback. So she knew.
“I see a lot of Caelestians. My parents were merchants, so they moved around a lot.”
“...Were?” There was a hint of morbid curiosity on Nemo’s lips.
“They died recently.” There was a hint of resolve in her voice; if she was melancholic, she certainly didn’t show it. “I really didn’t know them too well. I was always in my house with my maid to keep me company. They were always out for business. Then one day we got a letter saying that they were executed.” Nemo was beginning to become a bit restless.
“I’m... sorry to hear that.” was all that could escape from his mouth. Nia began to smile, though.
“On the other hand, I got to start living with Grandpa. So I got to move and get out. Now I’m here meeting you, so I guess it worked out, right?”
Nemo’s mind stumbled a bit. Nia talked on for hours about how she used to be the daughter of rich aristocrats. Her parents supplied and managed the trading of ore across the kingdom when she lived in isolation in the mountainous country to the south. She lived within a large manor that managed to stand within the techerous and stormy clifftops. Eventually the business was caught selling and trading materials with a Caelestian refugee camp tucked away in the mountains, and her parents were condemned for treason against the kingdom and executed. Nemo was disgusted as he heard the story; the hatred between the two warring races was still as strong as ever.
"Huh? Nemo, do you hear something?" she asked him.
"Hmm?"
* * *
"We can't just let that half-breed come wandering into our village!"
"One of those despicable Caelestians must've let the boy off his leash."
"A boy who looked that innocent, I just couldn't shake off something sinister about him."
"I was so scared..."
The village was up in arms. Talk about the hybrid echoed throughout the streets and fear spread throughout the small town like a contagion. For a small isolated village in the woods to have such an encounter was unheard of.
"His mere presence could've cursed this entire village to damnation!"
"I hear they can harvest the souls of Genomians and use them to conduct sinister spells."
"The air itself just feels tainted after having that mongrel wander in here!"
The outcries couldn't be silenced. As a crowd gathered in the town square, the mayor stood up above them all.
"We cannot allow this sinister beast to defile our village!" His aged voice grinded out, eroded from decades of smoking. "We must find it, and eliminate it." The mob roared in agreement as they gathered whatever they could use as a weapon. Those too afraid retreated into their houses to hide.
"Let us make haste into the woods and put an end to it!" A wrinkled hand pointed to the north where the boy headed, and the crowd surged out of the village. The only person who remained in the town square was a lone man with a walking stick. His eyes bandaged shut, he was escorted into an inn by one of the housekeepers.
"Those people are best not to earn the ire of that child." was all that could be heard under his breath as he walked inside.
* * *
"No..." Nemo heard the chanting.
"HALF-BREED! HALF-BREED!" rang throughout the forest, slowly edging its way towards. The children peered out the window. Down the road the crowd could be seen marching closer and closer, and with every chant becoming louder and louder.
"HALF-BREED! HALF-BREED!" Nia's eyes narrowed.
"Nemo, you head out back through the pond. I'll tell them you weren't here."
"B-b-but..." his voice stammered.
"Just do it, they're going to hurt you."
"Nia, they'll know. They'll know I was here and they'll know you let me go." But she didn't care. She rushed him out the back. Nemo was conflicted as he stumbled to his feet and tripped into the pond. He wanted to run. He was terrified. But he did not know what was taking place at the front of the house. What she was saying to stall them. But a confirmation of his worse fears pierced his ears as much as it pierced his heart.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" A sharp, agonizing scream rang through the woods. The boy's spirit sank as he attempted to rush back into the house, sloshing through the pond to regain his footing. But the mob flooded from around the house to where he was. All eyes were locked on Nemo as he remained motionless.
"There's the half-breed!" rang the mayor's voice, riddled with malice as he stepped into the shallow pond. He grabbed Nemo and lift him by the collar as his slender legs swung erratically.
"You monster." he coldly muttered as the mob came in closer. "THIS HALF-BREED HAS NOT ONLY DEFILED OUR LAND, BUT POLLUTED THE SOUL OF THAT LITTLE GIRL!" Nemo's eyes began welling up with tears.
"You will die here, and the curse will be lifted from this land. That tragic girl's corrupted soul tried to save you of all things." Nemo's right hand gripped the mayor's arm as tears continued running down his face.
"......What?" Nemo's meek voice began to crack as the mayor banished a small knife.
"May Rhah have mercy on you, you vile beast. May that girl's soul rest with the shedding of your blood."
"NO!"
Nemo fell into the pond as the mayor shouted and flailed in agony while being engulfed in an intense fire. The mayor's body dived into the water and attempted to put it out but to no avail. The mob immediately started screaming as the little boy stood with a dead gaze staring at the pond, now darkened by the ash of the burning, screaming man slowly letting the life escape from him. A single cold, lifeless word pierced the crowd's terrified banter like a knife.
"......Die."
Before the mob could disperse, another massive wave of fire blasted through the air. The heat was so intense that the entire group was almost incinerated instantly. In a flash, a dozen or so shriveled, charred masses fell to the ground. The boy held up his hand, and immediately all the fire in the area gathered back into his palm as he clasped it shut. As soon as those fires died out, Nemo's composure broke and he began to weep. He ran to the front of the house as fast as he could, seeing a small trail of blood leading up to a tree that Nia was slumped against.
"N-N-Nia...?" Nemo's hands were shaking as he pull her hands away from a large piercing in the middle of her chest.
"......Nemo?" a weak voice choked up. "Why... why didn't you run you idiot...?"
"...This...this wasn't supposed to happen..." Nemo was sobbing uncontrollably as he firmly grasped her hand. He could feel the heat leaving her palm.
"Am... Am I going to die?" Her shining eyes dimmed as her grip on Nemo's hand loosened. Nemo stopped crying as he embraced her. A single gust of wind could be heard rustling the trees.
"......No, no you aren't." He took off his muted azure robes, now darkened by soot and damp blood, and wrapped Nia's slender frame in it. Without a word he picked up her weightless body and started walking down the road.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
The castle in the sky.
This is the first out of three parts to a fantasy piece I wrote in a college class a long-ass time ago. It's a bit of a downer, so if you're expecting morbid humor or anything along those lines, don't bother with it because it isn't here. Yes, it's a "SERIOUS" piece of writing. Yes it might be a bit corny or forced or depressing. Fuck you if you don't like it, it's radical change of pace from what I usually write. All three parts should be up by Friday at the latest.
There was a young boy who lived in a castle in the sky. Why he lived in the sky, he did not know. He was kept there for an undisclosed reason, only occasionally seeing his parents who worked late into the night. He was lonely, as to be expected. A strong melancholy hung in his heart, but he would never dare show it. There were three cruel hostesses who took care of him in his parents' absence that exploited the boy's distress for their own amusement. They were wicked women who looked upon him with malice and saw him as a monster, yet the boy did not know why. But he was too afraid to question it; if he acted out, he would be teased, beaten, even tortured by the women. But they were beautiful, and whenever his parents showed up they would mask their sadistic souls with serene and elegant smiles. It was out of fear that the young boy would act as if nothing was wrong.
There was one particular day where the young boy's father was to visit the world below the clouds for a single week. The child pleaded with his father to go with him. Amidst initial protests from both his parents he was finally able to leave his accursed home, if not just for a little while. This was to be a joyous occasion, as he would be able to return to the majestic forest in which he was originally born in before he was locked away above the Earth. The father had to conduct bureaucratic business on the land in a close city, so the boy decided to venture off into the wood on his own and was told to stay out of the nearby village. He did not care, as long he was back home in peaceful tranquility.
As a mere infant he remembered the bark spires that held up a beautiful sky of leaves that swayed above his head. He remembered how in the spring they would be a vibrant aquamarine color that slowly turned to an elegant green before becoming weathered and brown, eventually wilting in the winter. But eventually his curiosity got the better of him; he wanted to see the small village he left behind. And while the forest was just as beautiful as he remembered, when he made his way into the small settlement the past began to dissipate and fade away within the grim reality of the present. The people who lived there were afraid of the boy. He was young and innocent, but he could see the fear, the hatred, the same amount of disgust he saw in the faces of those terrible housekeepers who abused him.
He had a frail, angelic appearance which didn't make him as inconspicuous as he would've liked. Despite being probably no older than six or seven his hair was a stark silver color, as were his eyes. His delicate frame was draped in muted azure robes as his pale ebony skin tone almost made him radiate. But perhaps his most eye-catching feature was a pair of small elegant wings sprouting from his back. He was altruistic, and amidst his sorrow always wore an endearing smile. But to those people watching him, he was no angel. The young boy was a half-breed.
He was the result of a forbidden relationship between two kinds of people who were mortal enemies; the people of the sky and the Earth-dwellers. He should not be alive, as most half-breeds died at birth either by defects or willingly out of shame, as if to enforce the unholy matrimony between the two enemies. And yet he still breathed. The young boy had no place where he could go without being judged. Despite being born on land he was moved into the castle in the sky because the Earth dwellers feared him like they feared the angelic people who lived up there. He was an abomination, a blasphemous creature whose existence served to remind those of a great betrayal that had taken place. Yet he had no place in the sky either, as they saw him as a mongrel, a worthless and inferior byproduct who lacked the elegance of the angels and the resilience of the Earth-dwellers. And because of this discrimination his parents chose to isolate him, to hide him from the prejudice that existed wherever he lurked and kept him locked in that wretched castle. The prison that was constantly torturing him was ironically meant to serve as his sanctuary.
Streets were evacuated while he timidly walked down the barren roads, his conscious being smothered with paranoid eyes lurking within the reticent houses. Like an ugly little secret eventually being uncovered, the young boy finally began to understand what he was. The facade, the empty smile he always used as a mask wasn't enough to hide behind anymore. In the middle of the streets he lifelessly collapsed to the ground and buried his face into his arms as he wept uncontrollably. Of course this created some deal of conflict among the populace, because while he was by all definitions an abomination, he was still a child and he was still heartbroken. But no one dared approach him; superstition surrounded the half-breeds and people were terrified of what supernatural or unholy abilities they could conjure. Eventually a young mother slowly made her way out of her house to approach the boy. Despite her attempt at good will, he still saw her face was stricken with trepidation. He immediately shouted at her to keep away from him as he stumbled to his feet and ran off into the woods in tears.
The boy’s sobbing could be heard in the deepest corner of the forest. He sat curled up behind a tall and majestic tree, his arms wrapped around his knees as he prayed for his father to find him and take him back home. But with the rustle of bushes nearby, his weeping went silent. The air suddenly became tense; he felt as if he was being watched. He cautiously stood up and slowly inched toward the shrubbery. His face drew closer to it, sweat beading down his face until suddenly...
"HI!"
The boy let out a scream while he stumbled back and fell to the ground. Through his bloodshot eyes he saw a small girl roughly his age was peering through the bush. Garbed in a plain white dress, her bright hazel eyes and graceful smile peeked through her pine green hair as she quickly scanned the boy.
"What's wrong? Were you crying?" she energetically asked. His eyes still damp from tears, the boy quickly wiped his face to regain his composure. "I saw you run from the village so I decided to follow you and see what happened," the boy heard the girl say. But as his hands left his face, he realized she wasn't in front of him anymore. He looked around for her before he felt a tug from behind.
"Ooh, where did you get these wings?" She felt the soft delicate feathers on his tiny wings as the young boy attempted to pull away from her. "I think they're pretty!" After hearing that, the boy's lower lip began to tremble as he blushed tremendously. He started to cry again, but this time it wasn't because he was upset. In fact, he was elated that this young innocent girl who followed him didn't judge him. She wasn't afraid or disgusted by him; in fact she complimented him, something that he never really heard before.
"My name's Nia! What's yours?" The boy didn't quite understand. He never really gave his name out to anyone, because nobody ever bothered to ask. He was always a phantom to most people, ignored and never referred to directly. Eventually he managed to gather the courage to speak.
"Um... it's Nemorin." he meekly replied.
"That's a nice name!" the girl stated. "Can I call you 'Nemo' for short?" The boy nodded slightly as his tears began to dry. Nia grabbed his hand and pulled him to his feet.
"Come on, my house isn't far from here! My Grandpa won't mind if I bring someone over. I have this neat little pond in the back. You should come see it!" The shy little boy felt the girl's exuberance course through his body as his legs regained the strength to stand. As he was dragged to her house, another smile crossed his face. For once, it was a genuine, earnest smile.
* * *
There was a young boy who lived in a castle in the sky. Why he lived in the sky, he did not know. He was kept there for an undisclosed reason, only occasionally seeing his parents who worked late into the night. He was lonely, as to be expected. A strong melancholy hung in his heart, but he would never dare show it. There were three cruel hostesses who took care of him in his parents' absence that exploited the boy's distress for their own amusement. They were wicked women who looked upon him with malice and saw him as a monster, yet the boy did not know why. But he was too afraid to question it; if he acted out, he would be teased, beaten, even tortured by the women. But they were beautiful, and whenever his parents showed up they would mask their sadistic souls with serene and elegant smiles. It was out of fear that the young boy would act as if nothing was wrong.
There was one particular day where the young boy's father was to visit the world below the clouds for a single week. The child pleaded with his father to go with him. Amidst initial protests from both his parents he was finally able to leave his accursed home, if not just for a little while. This was to be a joyous occasion, as he would be able to return to the majestic forest in which he was originally born in before he was locked away above the Earth. The father had to conduct bureaucratic business on the land in a close city, so the boy decided to venture off into the wood on his own and was told to stay out of the nearby village. He did not care, as long he was back home in peaceful tranquility.
As a mere infant he remembered the bark spires that held up a beautiful sky of leaves that swayed above his head. He remembered how in the spring they would be a vibrant aquamarine color that slowly turned to an elegant green before becoming weathered and brown, eventually wilting in the winter. But eventually his curiosity got the better of him; he wanted to see the small village he left behind. And while the forest was just as beautiful as he remembered, when he made his way into the small settlement the past began to dissipate and fade away within the grim reality of the present. The people who lived there were afraid of the boy. He was young and innocent, but he could see the fear, the hatred, the same amount of disgust he saw in the faces of those terrible housekeepers who abused him.
He had a frail, angelic appearance which didn't make him as inconspicuous as he would've liked. Despite being probably no older than six or seven his hair was a stark silver color, as were his eyes. His delicate frame was draped in muted azure robes as his pale ebony skin tone almost made him radiate. But perhaps his most eye-catching feature was a pair of small elegant wings sprouting from his back. He was altruistic, and amidst his sorrow always wore an endearing smile. But to those people watching him, he was no angel. The young boy was a half-breed.
He was the result of a forbidden relationship between two kinds of people who were mortal enemies; the people of the sky and the Earth-dwellers. He should not be alive, as most half-breeds died at birth either by defects or willingly out of shame, as if to enforce the unholy matrimony between the two enemies. And yet he still breathed. The young boy had no place where he could go without being judged. Despite being born on land he was moved into the castle in the sky because the Earth dwellers feared him like they feared the angelic people who lived up there. He was an abomination, a blasphemous creature whose existence served to remind those of a great betrayal that had taken place. Yet he had no place in the sky either, as they saw him as a mongrel, a worthless and inferior byproduct who lacked the elegance of the angels and the resilience of the Earth-dwellers. And because of this discrimination his parents chose to isolate him, to hide him from the prejudice that existed wherever he lurked and kept him locked in that wretched castle. The prison that was constantly torturing him was ironically meant to serve as his sanctuary.
Streets were evacuated while he timidly walked down the barren roads, his conscious being smothered with paranoid eyes lurking within the reticent houses. Like an ugly little secret eventually being uncovered, the young boy finally began to understand what he was. The facade, the empty smile he always used as a mask wasn't enough to hide behind anymore. In the middle of the streets he lifelessly collapsed to the ground and buried his face into his arms as he wept uncontrollably. Of course this created some deal of conflict among the populace, because while he was by all definitions an abomination, he was still a child and he was still heartbroken. But no one dared approach him; superstition surrounded the half-breeds and people were terrified of what supernatural or unholy abilities they could conjure. Eventually a young mother slowly made her way out of her house to approach the boy. Despite her attempt at good will, he still saw her face was stricken with trepidation. He immediately shouted at her to keep away from him as he stumbled to his feet and ran off into the woods in tears.
* * *
The boy’s sobbing could be heard in the deepest corner of the forest. He sat curled up behind a tall and majestic tree, his arms wrapped around his knees as he prayed for his father to find him and take him back home. But with the rustle of bushes nearby, his weeping went silent. The air suddenly became tense; he felt as if he was being watched. He cautiously stood up and slowly inched toward the shrubbery. His face drew closer to it, sweat beading down his face until suddenly...
"HI!"
The boy let out a scream while he stumbled back and fell to the ground. Through his bloodshot eyes he saw a small girl roughly his age was peering through the bush. Garbed in a plain white dress, her bright hazel eyes and graceful smile peeked through her pine green hair as she quickly scanned the boy.
"What's wrong? Were you crying?" she energetically asked. His eyes still damp from tears, the boy quickly wiped his face to regain his composure. "I saw you run from the village so I decided to follow you and see what happened," the boy heard the girl say. But as his hands left his face, he realized she wasn't in front of him anymore. He looked around for her before he felt a tug from behind.
"Ooh, where did you get these wings?" She felt the soft delicate feathers on his tiny wings as the young boy attempted to pull away from her. "I think they're pretty!" After hearing that, the boy's lower lip began to tremble as he blushed tremendously. He started to cry again, but this time it wasn't because he was upset. In fact, he was elated that this young innocent girl who followed him didn't judge him. She wasn't afraid or disgusted by him; in fact she complimented him, something that he never really heard before.
"My name's Nia! What's yours?" The boy didn't quite understand. He never really gave his name out to anyone, because nobody ever bothered to ask. He was always a phantom to most people, ignored and never referred to directly. Eventually he managed to gather the courage to speak.
"Um... it's Nemorin." he meekly replied.
"That's a nice name!" the girl stated. "Can I call you 'Nemo' for short?" The boy nodded slightly as his tears began to dry. Nia grabbed his hand and pulled him to his feet.
"Come on, my house isn't far from here! My Grandpa won't mind if I bring someone over. I have this neat little pond in the back. You should come see it!" The shy little boy felt the girl's exuberance course through his body as his legs regained the strength to stand. As he was dragged to her house, another smile crossed his face. For once, it was a genuine, earnest smile.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Love at first... what?
All that talk of lesbianism reminded me of my first gay experience. I remember it just like it was yesterday, because it was.
I commuted to college in the early morning because I have Saturday school. I failed a course in college and now I'm retaking it. This could only be done at this ungodly hour after commuting for nearly 40 minutes. For four hours every Saturday, I was to learn and sacrifice my Friday nights for the sake of education. I was upset. I was distraught. I WAS SAD.
Until I saw... her.
Beautiful brown flowing locks. Her hair shimmered in the dim rays of the early morning sun that managed to pierce the chilling overcast. Her eyes were a deep glassy azure that either shined brightly or reflected the fluffy clouds hanging above us. She had a small, petite figure. She was delicate and sophisticated enough that you'd handle her like a fine glass of wine, gently sipping her aura and indulging yourself with her refined, intoxicating taste. She was dressed conservatively, but in a dignified manner that seemed to ascend beyond her age. Her slender neck was wrapped in a plaid scarf, and her legs were hugged by black stockings and leather boots.
Of course, standing in the presence of this glorious radiance was something that was difficult to take in. This woman was crafted by the hands of God himself, and I concluded that she was either a beautiful angel sent to claim my virginity and send me into eternal bliss, or she was a Machiavellian monster under the alluring grip of Satan himself, meant to destroy humanity as we know it with her omniscient beauty.
Of course either or would be fine by me. I WAS LONELY AND NEEDED SOME LOVING.
This class would be bearable in the presence of this goddess. Of course, I wasn't just content with being around her. I have nothing better to do, right? What could I lose by attempting to talk to her? If I humiliate myself enough, I would only have to face her once a week. Or I could kill her. Killing her might be a better alternative. But that wasn't something I worried about. BABY I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE.
During the break, I was down on the ground since the building Geology was in was a few stories up. I saw her. Overlooking the school. Even with my poor eyesight, her beautiful face was still clear in my sight. I couldn't look away. That is, until she made eye contact with me. My heart locked up; I was paralyzed with fear as she blushed and looked away. Oh god oh god oh god oh god, she must think I'm some kind of freak. A FREAK. THAT'S WHAT I AM. HOW REVOLTING AM I, TO STARE SO INTENSELY AT THAT GORGEOUS YOUNG GIRL. I'M VILE, I'M DISGUSTING, I'M--
"Um... hello."
OH CHRIST. While I was worrying and being raped by paranoia, there she suddenly was, standing before me. WHAT SHOULD I DO, WHAT SHOULD I DO, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
"HELLO, I SELL MATTRESSES." I blurted out. What in the fuck? Why did I have mattresses on my mind? Your guess is as good as mine.
"Hmm?" She tilted her head a bit. SO ADORABLE.
"Oh, nothing. Just a slip."
"What's your name?"
"Lucas."
"Mine is Dia." Oh good God, this couldn't get any better. That name was just... small and cute and punctual. It was like if a baby kitten slipped into a vat of delicious chocolate and whenever it meowed, it would sound like somebody was tickling Kirby. MY HEART COULDN'T TAKE IT.
"This class is too early in the morning. I want to go home already." my voice trembled as I pitifully attempted to make conversation.
"Yeah..." she meekly let out. There was silence for a while. We just stared awkwardly at each other. Then before I could predict it, she grabbed my hand and pulled me into her mouth. Given the gust of cold air I've been breathing, that warm breath was the most refreshing thing to wake me up at that time in the morning.
"WHOA, WHAT IN THE HE--" She put a finger over my mouth to silence me.
"Follow me." Before I could reconstitute myself, she tugged on my hand and led me around the corner to the school. My heart was racing and my face was red enough to blend in with the school's brickwork. We reached a quiet, isolated corner of the school. Not a sound could be heard. I had a feeling I knew where this might be going as she pressed her lips against mine and we passionately embraced against the school wall.
Was she moving fast? Absolutely. In fact, fast enough that it would normally make me uncomfortable in most situations. But I was caught off-guard by the most beautiful woman to walk the face of the Earth, and I just didn't fucking care. If I had a spectacular wave in front of me, I was going to ride it while I could and be mindlessly unaware of any possible consequences.
We started pulling each other's clothes off as we continued our lustrous play. She was flat, but I didn't really mind. As a connoisseur of breasts, I wouldn't discriminate. Her milky white skin looked like ivory yet was soft and warm. Of course, it was one of the greatest things I've ever laid eyes on. This woman was perfect in every single sense of the word.
Of course when I got her panties off, she wasn't a woman in the literal sense of the word, oddly enough.
"...That isn't a vagina."
"It isn't. It's a--" I silenced her with my finger. I pulled my pants back up, and I walked a bit out into the parking lot. I stood there for a bit, and wondered that if God existed, what kind of sense of humor the man might have. Then I started yelling at God. I yelled at him for a good three minutes. I yelled at him for pulling a cruel trick, at him being a bastard, and I most certainly yelled at him for toying with my lonely heart. I then walked back to Dia, and pulled my pants off again.
"Alright, am I going to be the pitcher or what?"
"If you so please."
And honestly, I didn't see the damn thing once while we made passionate love. And that was good enough for me, since I was able to at least imagine that I was having sex with a woman. Although it taught me a valuable lesson, and that's that true beauty most certainly isn't restricted to specific genders. I wondered if I was see Dia again next week, and what extent I would go through to get that elegant ray of light to get a sex change operation.
It's going to be an interesting schoolyear.
I commuted to college in the early morning because I have Saturday school. I failed a course in college and now I'm retaking it. This could only be done at this ungodly hour after commuting for nearly 40 minutes. For four hours every Saturday, I was to learn and sacrifice my Friday nights for the sake of education. I was upset. I was distraught. I WAS SAD.
Until I saw... her.
Beautiful brown flowing locks. Her hair shimmered in the dim rays of the early morning sun that managed to pierce the chilling overcast. Her eyes were a deep glassy azure that either shined brightly or reflected the fluffy clouds hanging above us. She had a small, petite figure. She was delicate and sophisticated enough that you'd handle her like a fine glass of wine, gently sipping her aura and indulging yourself with her refined, intoxicating taste. She was dressed conservatively, but in a dignified manner that seemed to ascend beyond her age. Her slender neck was wrapped in a plaid scarf, and her legs were hugged by black stockings and leather boots.
Of course, standing in the presence of this glorious radiance was something that was difficult to take in. This woman was crafted by the hands of God himself, and I concluded that she was either a beautiful angel sent to claim my virginity and send me into eternal bliss, or she was a Machiavellian monster under the alluring grip of Satan himself, meant to destroy humanity as we know it with her omniscient beauty.
Of course either or would be fine by me. I WAS LONELY AND NEEDED SOME LOVING.
This class would be bearable in the presence of this goddess. Of course, I wasn't just content with being around her. I have nothing better to do, right? What could I lose by attempting to talk to her? If I humiliate myself enough, I would only have to face her once a week. Or I could kill her. Killing her might be a better alternative. But that wasn't something I worried about. BABY I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE.
During the break, I was down on the ground since the building Geology was in was a few stories up. I saw her. Overlooking the school. Even with my poor eyesight, her beautiful face was still clear in my sight. I couldn't look away. That is, until she made eye contact with me. My heart locked up; I was paralyzed with fear as she blushed and looked away. Oh god oh god oh god oh god, she must think I'm some kind of freak. A FREAK. THAT'S WHAT I AM. HOW REVOLTING AM I, TO STARE SO INTENSELY AT THAT GORGEOUS YOUNG GIRL. I'M VILE, I'M DISGUSTING, I'M--
"Um... hello."
OH CHRIST. While I was worrying and being raped by paranoia, there she suddenly was, standing before me. WHAT SHOULD I DO, WHAT SHOULD I DO, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
"HELLO, I SELL MATTRESSES." I blurted out. What in the fuck? Why did I have mattresses on my mind? Your guess is as good as mine.
"Hmm?" She tilted her head a bit. SO ADORABLE.
"Oh, nothing. Just a slip."
"What's your name?"
"Lucas."
"Mine is Dia." Oh good God, this couldn't get any better. That name was just... small and cute and punctual. It was like if a baby kitten slipped into a vat of delicious chocolate and whenever it meowed, it would sound like somebody was tickling Kirby. MY HEART COULDN'T TAKE IT.
"This class is too early in the morning. I want to go home already." my voice trembled as I pitifully attempted to make conversation.
"Yeah..." she meekly let out. There was silence for a while. We just stared awkwardly at each other. Then before I could predict it, she grabbed my hand and pulled me into her mouth. Given the gust of cold air I've been breathing, that warm breath was the most refreshing thing to wake me up at that time in the morning.
"WHOA, WHAT IN THE HE--" She put a finger over my mouth to silence me.
"Follow me." Before I could reconstitute myself, she tugged on my hand and led me around the corner to the school. My heart was racing and my face was red enough to blend in with the school's brickwork. We reached a quiet, isolated corner of the school. Not a sound could be heard. I had a feeling I knew where this might be going as she pressed her lips against mine and we passionately embraced against the school wall.
Was she moving fast? Absolutely. In fact, fast enough that it would normally make me uncomfortable in most situations. But I was caught off-guard by the most beautiful woman to walk the face of the Earth, and I just didn't fucking care. If I had a spectacular wave in front of me, I was going to ride it while I could and be mindlessly unaware of any possible consequences.
We started pulling each other's clothes off as we continued our lustrous play. She was flat, but I didn't really mind. As a connoisseur of breasts, I wouldn't discriminate. Her milky white skin looked like ivory yet was soft and warm. Of course, it was one of the greatest things I've ever laid eyes on. This woman was perfect in every single sense of the word.
Of course when I got her panties off, she wasn't a woman in the literal sense of the word, oddly enough.
"...That isn't a vagina."
"It isn't. It's a--" I silenced her with my finger. I pulled my pants back up, and I walked a bit out into the parking lot. I stood there for a bit, and wondered that if God existed, what kind of sense of humor the man might have. Then I started yelling at God. I yelled at him for a good three minutes. I yelled at him for pulling a cruel trick, at him being a bastard, and I most certainly yelled at him for toying with my lonely heart. I then walked back to Dia, and pulled my pants off again.
"Alright, am I going to be the pitcher or what?"
"If you so please."
And honestly, I didn't see the damn thing once while we made passionate love. And that was good enough for me, since I was able to at least imagine that I was having sex with a woman. Although it taught me a valuable lesson, and that's that true beauty most certainly isn't restricted to specific genders. I wondered if I was see Dia again next week, and what extent I would go through to get that elegant ray of light to get a sex change operation.
It's going to be an interesting schoolyear.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
On college parking lots.
So I was going to college today and I had no choice but to commute. Now this wouldn't normally be a problem, but being a college in the middle of a well-off town like Pleasant Hill, everybody has a car that they can park with. And yes, that's the name of the actual city. Pleasant Hill just sounds like an obnoxious place, doesn't it? The name just reeks of 'morning children show' despite the town having a slightly worn look. Pleasant Hill looks like the poor part of a rich county, which means at its worst it probably still manages to look like Beverly Hills to the folks in East Oakland. But I digress, that wasn't what I was going to discuss. What I was going to discuss, is parking.
Parking is the arch-nemesis of any college student on the clock, because a parking space just manages to elude you the most when you're running at your latest. It's always the huge parking lots, too. Ironically enough, the college campus I previous attended had a really small parking lot, yet amidst some troubles I could always manage to find a place to park. The big ones where you're telling yourself "Well shit, I don't even see this many people on the campus" are the parking lots to worry about. Seriously, I could count more cars than people I see around that school. What do students do? Have their legs through both sunroofs on the cars and drive them to school like they're on waterskis? And you would just wander for hours, even days looking for a parking space, much like a man would wander a desert looking for an oasis.
What if I had to find parking somewhere else? Then I would have to park at somebody's house nearby, and I wouldn't have money to pay for it. Instead I would have to perform sexual favors like sucking dick to keep my parking space. And while I'm not saying I wouldn't suck dick in a desperate situation, I'd just prefer to arrange something like that ahead of time. Get some papers processed so you could sue him for anything that goes wrong. You never know what would be coming out of that dick. STDs and AIDS or some disgusting shit. Not literally shit, though. I've seen some weird things come out of dicks before, but I haven't seen that yet. I think I'm getting off on a tangent. In both senses of the meaning, but I digress.
I left at 8:45am. I got there around 9:20 or so; ten minutes to find a parking spot and get to class. I did not find one until 11:30am. TWO HOURS HAD PASSED. TWO. FUCKING. HOURS. I MISSED MY FIRST CLASS BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PARK. I HAD TO LEAVE AND GO GET GAS JUST SO I COULD COME BACK AND SEARCH SOME MORE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Every parking lot in a three to four mile radius was full. I would know; I scoured them all, just desperate for a spot that seemed to perpetually elude me. Of course that wasn't the worst of it. Oh no, I forgot about the people.
Now, if you want to truly know... how much of a terrible, conniving, ruthless human being somebody can be, then go to a college parking lot on the first week of class. There's always been something about the automobile that functions as a catalyst for somebody's malice, but a parking lot is a great place to witness the process. There you can learn just how capable a person is of being evil. And there's no other word for it. I can understand survival of the fittest and the need to get to class, but there were some evil people in that parking lot. I don't have an extensive vocabulary, but "evil" is the only word I can use to articulate the kinds of people in that place who were desperate enough to find a parking spot that they'd go against traffic in the main street just to backtrack and check if any parking lanes have opened up in the area they just searched for the umpteenth time three minutes ago. Students parked in faculty spaces. Students parked in red zones. Students who were lacking clearance parked in handicapped spaces. I counted no less than twelve cars with their hazard lights on; I thought to myself "Well shit, there must be a virus going around that's killing cars." But as soon as somebody in front of them pulled out, those hazards were off and they were on that space faster than a drunk whore on her date's crotch at prom night. They were sleazy predators parked in the middle of the lane, just waiting for their prey to show up.
You could almost imagine what everybody is is going through. Roaming the lanes. Emotionally dead. You pass a driver and you can see the absence of hope in their eyes as you drove by. You looked the same. But then... somebody was walking away from the school. OH LORDY YES, COULD THEY BE WALKING TOWARDS THEIR CAR TO LEAVE? You and everybody else slow down as much as possible as to not pass that person, meaning you lose the opportunity to get their spot if you do. But... you're not the person who gets it. Somebody else closer does. You can feel the air shift from emotionally numb to impeccable excitement... to scathing anger. And that person pulling into the spot feels overjoyed that he got a spot. And here's a test to see if that person is still human; if he or she breaks down while leaving the car from the amount of hateful venom the spiteful drivers are eying them with, then congratulations; you've succeeded at breaking their spirit. If they leave the car, whistling and skipping to class despite being late, then I recommend calling the local authorities because you just saw a person more evil than Hitler, and has probably cut off drivers and ran over pedestrians to win that spot. And with that bombardment of emotions, your hope is crushed and you're back to searching while questioning why higher education might not be important enough to sacrifice your faith in people.
When I managed to finally find a spot, my joy was crushed. Apparently I've failed to neglect that I need to pay for parking. 40 bucks for a semester pass, or 3 dollars a day otherwise. This was a tragedy. How could I forget such a critical oversight? Although in retrospect, it doesn't make a damn lick of sense. Just because I can afford the gas doesn't mean I can afford parking. Hell, if I had money to throw around for trivial bullshit like that, then I wouldn't be going to a community college in the first place. It became terrifying, though. What if I couldn't pay for it that day? What would happen? Would my car get towed? Ticketed? I didn't care. At that point, I just went "Fuck it, I missed my first class already. I need to get to the next one." Although I learned that there's a gracing period for the first week of class, so no trouble there at least.
After showing up late, going to the yard, failing to hit on somebody, and waiting in line to spend 165 dollars I don't have on books at the store, I finally decided to return to my car and go home. ......If I could find it. In my exhaustion and emotionally dead mood that just wanted to get to class, I completely neglected to remember where I parked. Well, it's not as if I could; it all looked the same. No landmarks. No lamps. No trees. I managed to park in a massive lot next to school that was packed with cars. The scenery was every-changing with color. It was impossible to remember who I was parked next to, or anything else of the sort. I wandered for a while on the phone to have my idiot friend in Jersey to remind me how much of an idiot I was while I searched and told him this story I just told you.
The moral of the story? Remember to leave your empathy at home. You won't be needing that for where you're going. Shit like that will only get in the way.
And show up an hour early. You'll need it.
Parking is the arch-nemesis of any college student on the clock, because a parking space just manages to elude you the most when you're running at your latest. It's always the huge parking lots, too. Ironically enough, the college campus I previous attended had a really small parking lot, yet amidst some troubles I could always manage to find a place to park. The big ones where you're telling yourself "Well shit, I don't even see this many people on the campus" are the parking lots to worry about. Seriously, I could count more cars than people I see around that school. What do students do? Have their legs through both sunroofs on the cars and drive them to school like they're on waterskis? And you would just wander for hours, even days looking for a parking space, much like a man would wander a desert looking for an oasis.
What if I had to find parking somewhere else? Then I would have to park at somebody's house nearby, and I wouldn't have money to pay for it. Instead I would have to perform sexual favors like sucking dick to keep my parking space. And while I'm not saying I wouldn't suck dick in a desperate situation, I'd just prefer to arrange something like that ahead of time. Get some papers processed so you could sue him for anything that goes wrong. You never know what would be coming out of that dick. STDs and AIDS or some disgusting shit. Not literally shit, though. I've seen some weird things come out of dicks before, but I haven't seen that yet. I think I'm getting off on a tangent. In both senses of the meaning, but I digress.
I left at 8:45am. I got there around 9:20 or so; ten minutes to find a parking spot and get to class. I did not find one until 11:30am. TWO HOURS HAD PASSED. TWO. FUCKING. HOURS. I MISSED MY FIRST CLASS BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO PARK. I HAD TO LEAVE AND GO GET GAS JUST SO I COULD COME BACK AND SEARCH SOME MORE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Every parking lot in a three to four mile radius was full. I would know; I scoured them all, just desperate for a spot that seemed to perpetually elude me. Of course that wasn't the worst of it. Oh no, I forgot about the people.
Now, if you want to truly know... how much of a terrible, conniving, ruthless human being somebody can be, then go to a college parking lot on the first week of class. There's always been something about the automobile that functions as a catalyst for somebody's malice, but a parking lot is a great place to witness the process. There you can learn just how capable a person is of being evil. And there's no other word for it. I can understand survival of the fittest and the need to get to class, but there were some evil people in that parking lot. I don't have an extensive vocabulary, but "evil" is the only word I can use to articulate the kinds of people in that place who were desperate enough to find a parking spot that they'd go against traffic in the main street just to backtrack and check if any parking lanes have opened up in the area they just searched for the umpteenth time three minutes ago. Students parked in faculty spaces. Students parked in red zones. Students who were lacking clearance parked in handicapped spaces. I counted no less than twelve cars with their hazard lights on; I thought to myself "Well shit, there must be a virus going around that's killing cars." But as soon as somebody in front of them pulled out, those hazards were off and they were on that space faster than a drunk whore on her date's crotch at prom night. They were sleazy predators parked in the middle of the lane, just waiting for their prey to show up.
You could almost imagine what everybody is is going through. Roaming the lanes. Emotionally dead. You pass a driver and you can see the absence of hope in their eyes as you drove by. You looked the same. But then... somebody was walking away from the school. OH LORDY YES, COULD THEY BE WALKING TOWARDS THEIR CAR TO LEAVE? You and everybody else slow down as much as possible as to not pass that person, meaning you lose the opportunity to get their spot if you do. But... you're not the person who gets it. Somebody else closer does. You can feel the air shift from emotionally numb to impeccable excitement... to scathing anger. And that person pulling into the spot feels overjoyed that he got a spot. And here's a test to see if that person is still human; if he or she breaks down while leaving the car from the amount of hateful venom the spiteful drivers are eying them with, then congratulations; you've succeeded at breaking their spirit. If they leave the car, whistling and skipping to class despite being late, then I recommend calling the local authorities because you just saw a person more evil than Hitler, and has probably cut off drivers and ran over pedestrians to win that spot. And with that bombardment of emotions, your hope is crushed and you're back to searching while questioning why higher education might not be important enough to sacrifice your faith in people.
When I managed to finally find a spot, my joy was crushed. Apparently I've failed to neglect that I need to pay for parking. 40 bucks for a semester pass, or 3 dollars a day otherwise. This was a tragedy. How could I forget such a critical oversight? Although in retrospect, it doesn't make a damn lick of sense. Just because I can afford the gas doesn't mean I can afford parking. Hell, if I had money to throw around for trivial bullshit like that, then I wouldn't be going to a community college in the first place. It became terrifying, though. What if I couldn't pay for it that day? What would happen? Would my car get towed? Ticketed? I didn't care. At that point, I just went "Fuck it, I missed my first class already. I need to get to the next one." Although I learned that there's a gracing period for the first week of class, so no trouble there at least.
After showing up late, going to the yard, failing to hit on somebody, and waiting in line to spend 165 dollars I don't have on books at the store, I finally decided to return to my car and go home. ......If I could find it. In my exhaustion and emotionally dead mood that just wanted to get to class, I completely neglected to remember where I parked. Well, it's not as if I could; it all looked the same. No landmarks. No lamps. No trees. I managed to park in a massive lot next to school that was packed with cars. The scenery was every-changing with color. It was impossible to remember who I was parked next to, or anything else of the sort. I wandered for a while on the phone to have my idiot friend in Jersey to remind me how much of an idiot I was while I searched and told him this story I just told you.
The moral of the story? Remember to leave your empathy at home. You won't be needing that for where you're going. Shit like that will only get in the way.
And show up an hour early. You'll need it.
Monday, January 17, 2011
I don't hate people, I'm just ahead of the curve.
Angst in teenagers isn't uncommon. It's almost universally loathed, but I believe that it's a vital factor in growing up. Really, I think it is. I don't think one truly begins to face adulthood until their perpetual bubble of happiness is popped, their innocence is robbed by malice, and they begin to understand that sometimes people just suck. Damn straight that people suck. I suck, you suck, we all suck. That's the glory of human nature, to feel that way. Of course I'm talking about beautiful, unbridled hatred. Today we'll learn of what that is through a series of educational pieces, as I'm fully aware that many of you still need to make the distinction of what hatred is, and then learn to wield it with finesse and skill.
Lesson #1 - Angst Isn't Hatred
Don't confuse hatred with angst. Angst is for pussies going through moodswings, parental divorce, and puberty. That kind of hatred is blind; when kids get fussy, they'll hate just about anything. For no reason at all, even. That's a perfectly good waste of hatred that can be channeled into other problems in the world, like religion, communism, or TV Dinners.
As one gets older, he learns to distinguish between particular emotions, primarily ones that aren't hate. When one learns to sort out those feelings and begins to understand and become disgusted with the flawed nature of the human condition. You won't notice when the shift happens, either; one day you're pouting at the dinner table not wanting to eat your peas because they're icky, the next you'll be taking a violent shit in the bathroom, legs braced against the wall while you apply the death grip to the nearest graspable object, cursing God's existence for making you allergic to beets despite the fact that they're so delicious. What? They are. Fuck you, you kids don't know what you're talking about.
I can't tell you how to cross that threshhold, but when you do, you'll learn to hate things properly with the embittered disgust that only an awful excuse of an adult would know about. Learning what hatred is ends up being a proper step forward in the delightful act of judging people.
Lesson #2 - Find A Place Or Location To Channel Your Hatred
Okay, so you know how to hate people and the terrible shit they do. Now all you need is a place to do it. This is in fact very important; one will basically learn to associate terrible shittiness with a location, and that ends up becoming a breeding ground of your righteous malice towards society. Of course you can have more than one place to choose from, but sometimes keeping that hatred confined to a single location is better for your health.
The bathroom is a fantastic place to reflect on the things you hate in life. It could be that particular food giving you the runs. Or it could be where the only mirror in the house is, and you look into it, picking apart your disgusting appearance of a fat, zit-cover manchild where the only place above your shoulders that'll grow hair is your neck. Or the filing cabinet, where you see all the medications in your house and you begin to realize you're nothing more than a sedated hambeast who's in a constant state of mind-numbing euphoria because whenever the pills wear off you realize how emotionally dead you are. Or when you're jerking off on the toilet and after that mediocre climax you realize you're in your bathroom alone for the fourth time that day and no woman will ever touch you.
Another example would be a place of social gathering, like a school, a mall, the internet, or a Planned Parenthood seminar. Whatever place that's easier for you to dole out scathing judgmental glances as the herds of cattle roaming through the streets. I personally like Planned Parenthood since any hatred-induced suicides you cause will have twice the effect with only half the effort.
Lesson #3 - Learn To Wield And Articulate Your Hatred As A Weapon
Balling up hatred and just letting it fester in your bowels will get you nowhere. You want to unleash it on people and destroy their self-esteem for being idiots in the first place. Your hatred is in fact a powerful weapon to fix the blunders of society. This is another reason how we can separate angst from hatred; angst is never acted upon, mainly because teenagers are lazy worthless fucks who feel like they're powerless in any situation.
My particular moments of hatred come when I'm stranded on the shitter and the only thing to read while I'm making a deposit at the bank happens to be whatever my family left in there. Like novels. Romance novels. The most contrived pieces of bullshit literature that I've ever had the patience to skim through. Completely idealistic crap where it's some flamboyant he-man and the gorgeous swan who's downtrodden by society, and when they fall in love the woman ends up becoming empowered or some shit. There's some sinister villain pulling the strings and intending to keep them apart, but love conquers all and they live happily ever after, forever and ever and ever. ......I've yet to see a single realistic Romance novel written. And by "realistic" I mean something like the male protagonist was out drinking all night and he wakes up hungover in a Denny's. He's completely out of it until he sees the cute waitress, and ends up makes a glorious first impression by throwing up in front of her. Then it's a series of events watching the soulless husk of a man wander through his shitty life with his shitty friends until he finally makes a move on her, and then they're together and happy for a while before the inevitable divorce and bitter loneliness that follows until he finally drowns his children and offs himself.
Just kidding; he doesn't have custody over the children because he's the father.
How is this problem solved? Simple; I just start writing my own stories where terrible shit happens to couples. Granted it won't ever get published because barren loveless housewives won't want to be reminded how vacant their romantic lives are, at least I can take solace in the fact that it's out there.
Another thing that reminds me how much people are shit while I'm on the toilet are tabloids. They're completely ridiculous. You're talking about dirt dug up on "famous" people. Just because you learn that Morgan Freeman shops at Luckys or Lindsay Lohan's a slut doesn't mean that your God or Goddess is somehow just a bit more human because he or she does things you do. What a crock of shit; the only thing different about these people are their paychecks. And that they have a bunch of lunatics with a little too much time on their hands following them around with cameras. How fucking dull and utterly depraved does your social life have to be to listening to gossip about rich people you don't even know? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
If they were people you knew, people who lived in your neighborhood, then absolutely. Because then fucking with people you know and interact with on a semi-frequent basis becomes relevant to your life. You could abuse the information like that slut Jesse who lives next store sucked off twenty guys in three weeks. You could learn that Jimmy Walters wasn't on vacation, and actually got tried and acquitted for child molestation, and you won't ask him to babysit again. Or you can read about that scrawny ugly nerd in the neighborhood who might be responsible for the strings of arson in the city.
But at the same time I can't bring myself to completely disregard tabloids because of the very concept of them is anchored in hatred. To read up on people and judge them for every minuscule mistake and blunder they have in their lives; what? Do YOU read them to hear heartwarming stories about their lives? FUCK NO. We read them to mock and laugh and judge. They are in fact a necessary evil in society, if only they could choose better targets.
Congratulations! You're A Certified Misanthrope!
If you've done all the necessary steps above, then I welcome you to adulthood, where you learn that everything in life is terrible, and the only reason that certain parts of it aren't are because you haven't looked hard enough at it it. Ignorance is bliss, but do you want to be an ignoramus? Hell no you don't. That bliss will be gone eventually, so best get used to it now. You'll soon learn to take joy in life again by manifesting your hatred into violent crimes and misguided recreation.
That's it for today's lesson. I have to leave tonight because I moonlight as a back-alley abortionist outside of Planned Parenthood, where I end up raping and impregnating my customers after the procedure so I can teach them that life has no easy ways out.
IT'S A SOCIAL SERVICE, SHUT UP.
Lesson #1 - Angst Isn't Hatred
Don't confuse hatred with angst. Angst is for pussies going through moodswings, parental divorce, and puberty. That kind of hatred is blind; when kids get fussy, they'll hate just about anything. For no reason at all, even. That's a perfectly good waste of hatred that can be channeled into other problems in the world, like religion, communism, or TV Dinners.
As one gets older, he learns to distinguish between particular emotions, primarily ones that aren't hate. When one learns to sort out those feelings and begins to understand and become disgusted with the flawed nature of the human condition. You won't notice when the shift happens, either; one day you're pouting at the dinner table not wanting to eat your peas because they're icky, the next you'll be taking a violent shit in the bathroom, legs braced against the wall while you apply the death grip to the nearest graspable object, cursing God's existence for making you allergic to beets despite the fact that they're so delicious. What? They are. Fuck you, you kids don't know what you're talking about.
I can't tell you how to cross that threshhold, but when you do, you'll learn to hate things properly with the embittered disgust that only an awful excuse of an adult would know about. Learning what hatred is ends up being a proper step forward in the delightful act of judging people.
Lesson #2 - Find A Place Or Location To Channel Your Hatred
Okay, so you know how to hate people and the terrible shit they do. Now all you need is a place to do it. This is in fact very important; one will basically learn to associate terrible shittiness with a location, and that ends up becoming a breeding ground of your righteous malice towards society. Of course you can have more than one place to choose from, but sometimes keeping that hatred confined to a single location is better for your health.
The bathroom is a fantastic place to reflect on the things you hate in life. It could be that particular food giving you the runs. Or it could be where the only mirror in the house is, and you look into it, picking apart your disgusting appearance of a fat, zit-cover manchild where the only place above your shoulders that'll grow hair is your neck. Or the filing cabinet, where you see all the medications in your house and you begin to realize you're nothing more than a sedated hambeast who's in a constant state of mind-numbing euphoria because whenever the pills wear off you realize how emotionally dead you are. Or when you're jerking off on the toilet and after that mediocre climax you realize you're in your bathroom alone for the fourth time that day and no woman will ever touch you.
Another example would be a place of social gathering, like a school, a mall, the internet, or a Planned Parenthood seminar. Whatever place that's easier for you to dole out scathing judgmental glances as the herds of cattle roaming through the streets. I personally like Planned Parenthood since any hatred-induced suicides you cause will have twice the effect with only half the effort.
Lesson #3 - Learn To Wield And Articulate Your Hatred As A Weapon
Balling up hatred and just letting it fester in your bowels will get you nowhere. You want to unleash it on people and destroy their self-esteem for being idiots in the first place. Your hatred is in fact a powerful weapon to fix the blunders of society. This is another reason how we can separate angst from hatred; angst is never acted upon, mainly because teenagers are lazy worthless fucks who feel like they're powerless in any situation.
My particular moments of hatred come when I'm stranded on the shitter and the only thing to read while I'm making a deposit at the bank happens to be whatever my family left in there. Like novels. Romance novels. The most contrived pieces of bullshit literature that I've ever had the patience to skim through. Completely idealistic crap where it's some flamboyant he-man and the gorgeous swan who's downtrodden by society, and when they fall in love the woman ends up becoming empowered or some shit. There's some sinister villain pulling the strings and intending to keep them apart, but love conquers all and they live happily ever after, forever and ever and ever. ......I've yet to see a single realistic Romance novel written. And by "realistic" I mean something like the male protagonist was out drinking all night and he wakes up hungover in a Denny's. He's completely out of it until he sees the cute waitress, and ends up makes a glorious first impression by throwing up in front of her. Then it's a series of events watching the soulless husk of a man wander through his shitty life with his shitty friends until he finally makes a move on her, and then they're together and happy for a while before the inevitable divorce and bitter loneliness that follows until he finally drowns his children and offs himself.
Just kidding; he doesn't have custody over the children because he's the father.
How is this problem solved? Simple; I just start writing my own stories where terrible shit happens to couples. Granted it won't ever get published because barren loveless housewives won't want to be reminded how vacant their romantic lives are, at least I can take solace in the fact that it's out there.
Another thing that reminds me how much people are shit while I'm on the toilet are tabloids. They're completely ridiculous. You're talking about dirt dug up on "famous" people. Just because you learn that Morgan Freeman shops at Luckys or Lindsay Lohan's a slut doesn't mean that your God or Goddess is somehow just a bit more human because he or she does things you do. What a crock of shit; the only thing different about these people are their paychecks. And that they have a bunch of lunatics with a little too much time on their hands following them around with cameras. How fucking dull and utterly depraved does your social life have to be to listening to gossip about rich people you don't even know? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
If they were people you knew, people who lived in your neighborhood, then absolutely. Because then fucking with people you know and interact with on a semi-frequent basis becomes relevant to your life. You could abuse the information like that slut Jesse who lives next store sucked off twenty guys in three weeks. You could learn that Jimmy Walters wasn't on vacation, and actually got tried and acquitted for child molestation, and you won't ask him to babysit again. Or you can read about that scrawny ugly nerd in the neighborhood who might be responsible for the strings of arson in the city.
But at the same time I can't bring myself to completely disregard tabloids because of the very concept of them is anchored in hatred. To read up on people and judge them for every minuscule mistake and blunder they have in their lives; what? Do YOU read them to hear heartwarming stories about their lives? FUCK NO. We read them to mock and laugh and judge. They are in fact a necessary evil in society, if only they could choose better targets.
Congratulations! You're A Certified Misanthrope!
If you've done all the necessary steps above, then I welcome you to adulthood, where you learn that everything in life is terrible, and the only reason that certain parts of it aren't are because you haven't looked hard enough at it it. Ignorance is bliss, but do you want to be an ignoramus? Hell no you don't. That bliss will be gone eventually, so best get used to it now. You'll soon learn to take joy in life again by manifesting your hatred into violent crimes and misguided recreation.
That's it for today's lesson. I have to leave tonight because I moonlight as a back-alley abortionist outside of Planned Parenthood, where I end up raping and impregnating my customers after the procedure so I can teach them that life has no easy ways out.
IT'S A SOCIAL SERVICE, SHUT UP.
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