They're the echoes of evolution, that's what they are.

I saw a distressed girl walking down the street the other day. She must've been no older than 16 or 17 years of age. Being the gentleman I am, I asked her what's wrong while drinking from Cadenhead's finest. She said she just got back from the abortion clinic and they turned her down because she was a filthy slut who decided to fuck without protection and get knocked up while still in High School. Worried about being disowned by her parents, I told her I had the same situation in High School and I didn't need a pesky abortion clinic to fix that problem.

She asked what I did and I promptly punched her in the stomach. And I don't mean a simple punch; I literally threw all my weight into it and put this bitch a few feet into the air. A retainer shot out of her mouth and hit me in the shoulder as my fist lifted her and crushed her womb like a piston. She couldn't scream because the intensity of the punch rippled throughout the rest of her body and caused one of her lungs to collapse. Her breasts shrunk a cup size from the amount of testosterone that my fist exuded into her body. When I pulled my fist back, a blue imprint made her stomach look like a stained indigo bowl with a "Class of 07" ring embedded at the bottom. The shock from the blow must've cracked her bones and jarred her a bit, because she snapped both of her ankles when she came crashing back down to the ground.

She screamed as much as one girl with a collapsed lung could. I told her to get to her feet, but then I forgot that both of her ankles were snapped in half like a fencepost that just had an obese child run into it. I told her she no longer had to worry about bearing the child of a faggot.

Coughing up blood, she said "Well, at least I'm not pregnant anymore."
"Oh, you still are." I said. A look of horror crossed the young girl's face. I did not in fact abort the child. I punched her so hard that the child's molecular structure and DNA was altered by the sheer impact of my fist. That's right; I changed the father of this girl's child just by socking the shit out of that little bastard and punching her in the uterus.
"Now you can say you were beaten and raped and your parents won't disown you. I just saved your life, so be grateful and stop giving me that look, you bitch."

This child eventually grew up and started selling real estate before orchestrating an assassination attempt on the president in 2021. It makes a father proud, doesn't it?